Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
A: Neither of them can finish a sentence.
Shipman‘s last meal was a curry. When asked afterwards if he enjoyed it, he replied that it was OK but he could‘ve murdered a nan.
They are going to make a film about Harold Shipman starring Robert De Niro. Title: The Old Dear Hunter.
Harold Shipman‘s suicide note has been found. It reads – “I can‘t go on. I‘ve run out of patience.“
The prison warden where Shipman was ‘staying‘ commented that he will be sorely missed, especially by the prison boxing club. He said: “He had a lethal jab“.
It‘s been said Harold Shipman was a bit of a lady killer, maybe thats got something to do with the fact that he‘s well hung!
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